You’re going to cut back on drinking this week. And you mean it this time. Why do we do this to ourselves every Friday? It’s pointless, isn’t it? Why not go for a jog instead? Well, probably because jogging doesn’t administer whiskey into your system. Make sure to bookmark this list so you can read it again next Sunday. Maybe you could have your cake and eat it too with a hangover vitamin? Who knows I know we have things to address.
I think the dog left a mess on the floor. Well thats my story and I am sticking to it. He must have gotten into the Mars wrappers in the garbage again. I mean, who else would throw up on the living room rug like an idiot? We’re all responsible adults, right? Right. It was the dog. End of story.
Next time. I mean it, I am going to be responsible… Probably not, I would have to get new friends then.